I enjoyed this because I picture some old-timey reporter guy with 'PRESS' thinger tucked into his hat and his trench coat flabbing wildly as he approached Justin Bieber just exiting his 'My World 2.0' tour bus and yelling, "Bieber! Hey, Bieber! I'm Carl Somebody, see, Chicago News. Can you tell me, Mr. Bieber, can you tell me where you stand on older women?! The world's gotta know, see?!" To which Bieber, who had his back turned and was ignoring the guy up until this point, turns back mid-shrug and says, "They're okay, I guess."
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And then Carl Somebody made first page.
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(side note: I gotta know, how did YOU react to this? I didn't even get to the 'Cougar love' portion, which is confusing at best. If you could rephrase the headline "Cougar love: Justin Bieber says older women OK" to mean the exact same thing, how would you? I wresled with 'Bieber Fever: Not Just for Undersexed 12 Year Olds' or 'Bieber Sustains Erection at Mother's Tupperwear Party' or 'Justin Bieber has Libido of Any 16 Y.O. Boy')
"Justin Bieber releases new Mrs. Robinson cover, says Anne Bancroft was a fox."
ReplyDelete"Justin Bieber Caught In Geriatric Sex Party."
not quite the same, but we shouldn't lose hope
I can imagine him saying, "They're okay, I guess..." Then cracking a cute little smirk. WHY IS HE SO ADORABLE? WHY???
ReplyDeleteA better question might be, "Where do you stand on older lesbians?"
I mean, I love LWLLJB, but sometimes it creeps me out how the creator swoons over him. He isn't ACTUALLY a 19+ lesbian. He IS a 16-year-old boy. I've seen him with his shirt off.
I think they could've made this headline a little more hip: "Bieber on Cougars? 'They're a'ight.'"
I can more readily imagine him saying that.