Are you familiar with Chatroulette?

Are you familiar with Chatroulette?

You know it's like 60% penises, right? Like, 6 out of the 10 people you meet are penises. You meet a lot of different types of penises, but at the end of the day its just a bunch of dicks.

A facebook friend of mine (I’m not quite sure how this girl came to be my fbuddy, but she certainly proved herself useful ) and her friend just uploaded 19 screenshots from a chatroulette conversation with Justin Bieber.

Of course I read the whole thing. And, yes, it was hilarious. Of course.

But the best part?

At one point JBieb admits to having seen “like two dicks” on chatroulette before meeting these girls. And I just pictured him sitting in his hotel room, his previously mentioned manager watching T.V. in the adjoining room, and him, Justin Bieber—tween heart throb—Drake and Usher’s BFF—Battler of the Revolving Door—navigating his way through the penises on Chatroulette.

Perhaps in the hopes of finding two pretty Canadian girls and inviting them to wonderland in a limo "sometime," perhaps just to see what the world (his world, I believe we call it now) had to offer.

And all he found was a bunch of dicks.


It’s okay, J-Door Slayer-Biebster, that’s mostly what I’ve found, too.