Zombie Confessions: A Follow Up

So, I figured I needed to explain a few things about my last post that people seemed to not understand. Fact: Zombies are terrifying. Fact: They will bring a swift and devastating end to life as we know it. Fact: Spine-bifida girl is more scary than the Nazi zombies picture in the previous entry.

The following is my 3am rendering of what has come to be my understanding of the events that would take place if and when a zombie outbreak where to occur, brought to you by: Scissors, glue, my parent's scanner and a void in my social calendar that allows me to partake in such things (and write such long sentences).

One more less impossible to read demonstration of a zombie Apocalypse based exclusively for people in the GTA:

Lastly, girl who is deemed 'Spina-Bifida' is actually 'Zelda' from Stephen King's Pet Semetary. I read the book way too young, and still cannot bring myself to watch the following clip.



I had to watch that on mute and only got through the first half or so, so if it's dubbed in Mexican and the last 30 seconds are intense cat petting I wouldn't know and I apologize.




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