People often ask me why I carry two notebooks.
I just wrote, "If I evolve, will i still be funny?" in one, then wrote "google seven year old schizo girl from Oprah" in the other.
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I SWEAR I'm funny. Sometimes it's Carmerio
What's With This Carmerio Chick?
Basically I'm an aspiring comedy writer and waitress, going to comedy writing school and waiting on tables when not blogging. I watch a lot of television, see a lot of Toronto and hate a lot of people.
My hate is very focused and trained. I would hate someone for using the word 'juiced' to describe intoxication. I would hate someone if they said something racist, homophobic or sexist. All other forms of ignorance are tolerable. If they had bad facebook etiquette. Or if they asked what kind of music I liked and then critiqued my choices, or just named a bunch of bands in a vain attempt to show me how music-smart they are. Uggs. Bad laugh, or over annunciating words. They say, “I don’t watch TV,’’ or are speaking too loudly at any point. Anyone who stands too close to me or tries to make small talk. Also blonds, Mexicans, people from Chad, anyone who hosts any show on HGTV, people who insist I try new things or claim to not use facebook. And anyone more attractive than me.
My hate is very focused and trained. I would hate someone for using the word 'juiced' to describe intoxication. I would hate someone if they said something racist, homophobic or sexist. All other forms of ignorance are tolerable. If they had bad facebook etiquette. Or if they asked what kind of music I liked and then critiqued my choices, or just named a bunch of bands in a vain attempt to show me how music-smart they are. Uggs. Bad laugh, or over annunciating words. They say, “I don’t watch TV,’’ or are speaking too loudly at any point. Anyone who stands too close to me or tries to make small talk. Also blonds, Mexicans, people from Chad, anyone who hosts any show on HGTV, people who insist I try new things or claim to not use facebook. And anyone more attractive than me.
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"I've started to kinda hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them, it's just--I enjoy it. It's just recreation." -Louis CK
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Awesome. Lame. you know.
Omg, who told you about the schizo girl? I saw that episode. It was craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure her parents want to kill her and be done with it. I'm pretty sure, if they do, I'd look the other way.