Zombie Confessions: A Follow Up

So, I figured I needed to explain a few things about my last post that people seemed to not understand. Fact: Zombies are terrifying. Fact: They will bring a swift and devastating end to life as we know it. Fact: Spine-bifida girl is more scary than the Nazi zombies picture in the previous entry.

The following is my 3am rendering of what has come to be my understanding of the events that would take place if and when a zombie outbreak where to occur, brought to you by: Scissors, glue, my parent's scanner and a void in my social calendar that allows me to partake in such things (and write such long sentences).

One more less impossible to read demonstration of a zombie Apocalypse based exclusively for people in the GTA:

Lastly, girl who is deemed 'Spina-Bifida' is actually 'Zelda' from Stephen King's Pet Semetary. I read the book way too young, and still cannot bring myself to watch the following clip.



I had to watch that on mute and only got through the first half or so, so if it's dubbed in Mexican and the last 30 seconds are intense cat petting I wouldn't know and I apologize.




Fun Notes: If you ARE reading this blog, please either comment OR select one of the three options below. It starves off the suicidal thinking.

Confessions About Zombies

I am literally terrified of zombies.

I have had, to date, three nightmares about zombies in my post-high school life. That means that on three separate occasions, I woke up in a cold sweat, called out to my dog in a meek and frazzled voice, half expecting (at least on some level) to hear a half-dead groan float back at me from somewhere in the closet area of my bedroom (I’ve often experienced my ‘closet area’—named that because I don’t have a closet but a poll my dad installed for me to hang things on—to be the most paranormal part of my room. That and under my desk, behind my bookshelf, and of course, the winner: the small fucked up door leading to the crawl space beside the stairs in which a sad girl with spine-bifida and taunt green skin lives. I don’t like her.). Once I happened to wake up right when a car was driving by my house at an angle that filled my room with headlights, and I thought “OH FUCK THEY HAVE TOURCHES” then I thought “How do zombies know how to make torches?” then I thought “Oh, then it mustn’t be zombies,” then I thought, “…it’s most LIKELY not zombies.”

Sadly, I am not one of those people who have seen every classic (meaning ‘bad’ in the horror genre) zombie movie and who can argue to you what kills a zombie, what a zombie is and how it runs. I know there’s been a revival of zombie-ness in recent media, and I know this because I’ve seen the wicked awesome sweet ass movie 28 Days Later and also because my cousin has a shirt that says ‘Ask Me About My Zombie Survival Plan.’

I know where I would hide if a zombie outbreak happened. In the dead of night, I have promised myself that when I wake up I will throw some canned food and some flash lights in the crawl space (I always wimp out because during the day time Spine-bifida outranks zombie delusions on the fear scale) and make note of the best place to bury my head and ignore the screams and brain-hungry shrieks of my now sorta-kinda-dead neighbors. I’ve been trying to train my dog to feel terror, so he’ll know not to bark at the zombies thusly alerting them to our hiding place. So far I’ve found he just startles easy and occasionally defecates where his pants would be if he wore pants but he doesn’t cuz he’s a dog. It’s a process.

The real reason I’m scared of zombies: I really think it could happen. Maybe not brain-hungry “undead” people running around in ripped jeans, but some sort of mass hysteria that causes the collapse of society/the ripping of good jeans (I don’t know why I think zombies wear ripped jeans. But I’m pretty sure they do. Also: suit jackets.). Maybe an airborne virus (or fuck, even a zombie-bite virus) that causes people to be sick, and therefore to panic. I can see people being violent for the sake of being violent, and more so I can see that violence being met with more violence. Maybe this is because I’ve seen all these movies that popularize images of crowds of people losing it, or maybe it’s because the footage of the G20 riots in Toronto just shook me on some level, but something tells me we’re all gonna die and before that, everybody’s gonna go batshit crazy and some brains may be consumed.

This guy knows what I'm sayin' about ripped jeans and suit jackets.

Seriously, 9/10 zombies you see on TV are wearing ripped jeans and/or suit
jackets. CHECK IT.

Before I end this, I’d like to state that this zombie paranoia had subdued itself until my friend Scott scolded me for making an AIDS joke. He made a whole big deal about how “the epidemic isn’t over.” That night I had a SEQUEL zombie dream in which I had to convince my family that, you guessed it; the epidemic of zombies from my last dream wasn’t over. (They were eaten.) I know my fear of zombies has to do with all the things I know as a drop-out English Major zombie’s represent, but ‘zombies fucking SCARE ME’ is so much more direct and a much better mental image than “I’m really afraid some virus will come and kill people and no one will be able to stop it. And then society will collapse, and resources will become scarce and everyone will start killing everyone else to take these resources. And then things will be in chaos, and people will just kill other people because they CAN and WANT to. It would be like AIDS and the Holocaust but bigger and less organized.”

I said LESS organized.

Anyway, that’s why I’m scared of zombies.

Possibilities I have not ruled out include: My dog may already be a zombie

Are YOU scared of zombies?

Lilslutxxx Encounters Dramatic Irony

Lilslutxxx's Adventures on PlentyofFish, An Introduction and Justification(ish)

Lilslutxxx's Adventures on PlentyofFish Round One

Lilslutxxx Gets a Guy to Rap on Plenty of Fish

Lilslutxxx is Unable to Scare Away Dinodave (The Bird One)

Dedicated to Dye-go of Dye-go Reports

Jfunds: hey there cutie im jordan
Jfunds: hey sweetie
Jfunds: im Jordan whats going on ???
Jfunds: looking hot sweetiee
lilslutxxx: thats an awful lot of hellos
Jfunds: haha
Jfunds: sorry
Jfunds: i didnt know if u got the message
Jfunds: whats ur name sexy?
lilslutxxx: Rebacala
lilslutxxx: its Romananian :P
Jfunds: sexy name
Jfunds: beautiful country too
lilslutxxx: wats ur name again?
Jfunds: Jordan
lilslutxxx: nice 2 meet u
Jfunds: you too sweetie
Jfunds: so hows ur night going
lilslutxxx: pretty good...just hangin out
lilslutxxx: couldnt get into this club cuz im underage :(
Jfunds: awww
Jfunds: how old r u beeb
lilslutxxx: 16
lilslutxxx: and a half
Jfunds: oh wow
Jfunds: do u like older guys?
lilslutxxx: o yaa
Jfunds: :P
lilslutxxx: so wat did u do 2nite?
Jfunds: went to london pub hanged out with some ppl then came home
Jfunds: kinda lame
lilslutxxx: o ic
Jfunds: im kinda tipsy
lilslutxxx: meee too
lilslutxxx: we had to come home earllly but
lilslutxxx: we stole some vodka frum my dads liquor cabinet and watched To Catch A Predator all night XD :P
Jfunds: wicked
Jfunds: who u with
lilslutxxx: my girlfrineds
Jfunds: sounds fun
lilslutxxx: it waz but it was also kindaa boring
Jfunds: i had that same feeling tonight
lilslutxxx: its hard to think of drinking games for To Catch a Predator
Jfunds: haha
lilslutxxx: so we just took a shot every time he read from the chat log :P
lilslutxxx: so do u like younger girls?
Jfunds: ya
lilslutxxx: LOL i was giving an example of when to drink
lilslutxxx: :P
Jfunds: ok
lilslutxxx: so wat do u like to do?
Jfunds: go for movies bars sometimes clubs
lilslutxxx: do u think u cud get me into a club??
Jfunds: someitmes just chill at ahome and drink
Jfunds: maybe
lilslutxxx: o cool wat shows do u watch when u drink?
Jfunds: lol
Jfunds: entourge
Jfunds: soparanos
Jfunds: and what ever my guest wants
lilslutxxx: can i come over and watch to catch a predator??
lilslutxxx: i <3>Jfunds: for sure beeb
Jfunds: bring some drinks
Jfunds: will have a good time
Jfunds: i havent seen that show
lilslutxxx: u probably should
Jfunds: when u coming over
lilslutxxx: idk im not alloud out after 11
Jfunds: thats cool
lilslutxxx: oh shit, i g2g my dad just woke up
Jfunds: whast ur cell
lilslutxxx: its broken
Jfunds: msn
Jfunds: ?
lilslutxxx: angle_babygurl_playahata_69@hotmail.com
Jfunds: ok will talk more soon baby sweet dreams
lilslutxxx: byye
lilslutxxx: u shud go watch 2CaP tho, really.
Jfunds: ok bebe ill chekc it out
Jfunds: for u
lilslutxxx: for me???
Jfunds: of course cutiee
lilslutxxx: shit my dads cumming bye


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Christians Are Big Jerks

This is the THIRD TIME a Christian table has opted to pray for me rather than tip. If it didn't work the first two times, why in God's holy name do they think a magic letter will help me?

This was literally accompanied with a 79 cent tip (on a credit card receipt) and a small pile of torn up coasters. Also, a series of failed Soul Saving napkins on which they had practised drawing that vagina flower.

They're not the first Christians to tell me God has placed a favour on me, and that I need to believe in him in order to achieve. Which is funny, because I'm pretty sure I'm a bad person and that no Deity approves of any of my actions ever. I'm tired of all this bribery, I want an HONEST creepy christian letter: "Yo, Waitress, you're really bitter and you didn't bring me my food fast enough. You're probably going to hell."

P.S. Oh no they DIDN'T just call me Katie.

P.P.S. They could have proven to me THERE AND THEN that I would succeed in my profession by tipping anywhere near 15 percent.

P.P.P.S. "Blessings" is wishing Gods love on someone, so "God loves you!!" is irrelevant. Especially when the line before that once AGAIN promises that I've already won over this Righteous Dude. WTFuck do people study when they study the bible?

lilslutxxx is unable to scare dinodave200 away

More Adventures with lilslutxxx on Plenty of Fish here, here, and here.

dynodave200: hey gorgeous u there
dynodave200: *** You've been SMACKED! ***
dynodave200: there you are
dynodave200: how you doin hun
lilslutxxx: im goodd
lilslutxxx: lets c lets c...
lilslutxxx: i recognize ur name...
dynodave200: ok you look so fine i definitely would like to see you on cam
lilslutxxx: i dun have a cam
dynodave200: you recognize my name cause you said blow jobs are an art to you
dynodave200: wat did u mean by lets c lets c?
lilslutxxx: o yess o yess
lilslutxxx: cuz i cudnt rmemer what i said to u
lilslutxxx: lololol im drunk rite nw
dynodave200: o ya lol your really sexy, where abouts in mississauga are you?
dynodave200: ?
lilslutxxx: cant say cant say
dynodave200: fair enough, you really enjoy giving blow jobs eh ;)
dynodave200: you into older men? like 24 :)
lilslutxxx: i only like soldjas
dynodave200: well i can be your soldja ;)
dynodave200: do you have msn?
lilslutxxx: noo :(
dynodave200: so what exactly you looking for on this site?
lilslutxxx: funn wat r u lookin 4
dynodave200: im looking for fun too, with a sexy girl like yourself
lilslutxxx: u thin im secee?
dynodave200: ya im fit 5'10 180 and im sure you need a real man, im guessing you like it real big in the right spot eh hehe ;)
dynodave200: whats secee?
lilslutxxx: its sexy spelly more sexy
dynodave200: ya you do look real sexy and your sexy man could be right here and im sure you wouldnt be disapointed
lilslutxxx: i dunno how sexy are you?
lilslutxxx: tell me
dynodave200: well im very fit have a six pack nice strong legs and arms work out occassionally and 8.5 inches very thick for a sexy girl like yourself and i knw how to use it ;) tell me how sexy you are
lilslutxxx: well im naked rit now soo
dynodave200: o ya now that is something i would like to see
dynodave200: what are you doing to yourself all naked in your bed? ;)
lilslutxxx: tell me wat u likk boii...are u freaky?
dynodave200: u wouldnt be calling me boi after a nite of us being together, i like a lot of things, i like when a cutie like you gets on her knees tries her best to deep throat my big dick but jus isnt able to do
dynodave200: it and she is druling all over my cock and balls, you like doing that
lilslutxxx: i noe boii i noe ;)
lilslutxxx: but what do u like by yourself...
dynodave200: i like stroking my big dick wishing i could see you naked or even having the chance to call you and having some freaky phone sex to spice up our nite ;) what about you?
lilslutxxx: i like think about big men lyk u thinkin abot gurlz lik me...
dynodave200: id make you one happpy girl, i bet you wish you saw me strokin my hard cock rite now, have you ever had phone sex before?
lilslutxxx: no i think thas expensive tho
dynodave200: not if you and i did it, you could give me a call and would be free for both of us ;) i wouldnt call one of those stupid chat lines lol and pay but if i had the chance to do it with you for free rite
dynodave200: now id love too
lilslutxxx: my phone is brrrked :(
dynodave200: well that sux, im an assman you have nice sweet ass on you?
lilslutxxx: whats an assman?
dynodave200: a girl with a nice booty
lilslutxxx: then im an assman
lilslutxxx: ;)
dynodave200: o ya you like taking it in the ass?
lilslutxxx: taking what?
dynodave200: a big dick
dynodave200: ;)
lilslutxxx: :O
dynodave200: never done it?
dynodave200: whats the wildest experience you have had?
lilslutxxx: um dis one time a bird flew in while i was doin it
lilslutxxx: n me n my girl trish started screamin
lilslutxxx: cuz we were lyk WATZ DIS BIRD DOING
lilslutxxx: n ma boii got scared too n he booked it
lilslutxxx: n we were like HELP CATCH DIS BIRD
lilslutxxx: and it made a mess.
dynodave200: o ya lol your into having 3sums eh?
lilslutxxx: ya ya but not wit birds around
lilslutxxx: like that was sum scaary shit
dynodave200: lol have you ever had 2 guys at the same time?
lilslutxxx: ya ya u lik dat?
dynodave200: ya its so hot when a girl likes to get gang banged
lilslutxxx: have u been in a 3waii?
dynodave200: absolutely a few actually
lilslutxxx: waz it with 1 guy or 2?
dynodave200: ive had 2 girls to myself and me and my buddy tag teamed this girl before too
lilslutxxx: i like a man who lyks sum dick styll
dynodave200: what i aint into dick but dont mind sharing a girl with another man
lilslutxxx: u wud shar eme??
dynodave200: ya if thats what you want of course, would you like that?
lilslutxxx: i dunno
lilslutxxx: no birds tho right???
lilslutxxx: the window wud HAVE to be shut
lilslutxxx: i ain even illin
dynodave200: lol no birds haha wouldnt you like 2 big cocks in front of you to suck on at same time?
lilslutxxx: i wud hav 2 kno no birds werr arund
lilslutxxx: are there n e nests near ur palce?
dynodave200: wtf no lol you wouldnt have to worry about a fuckin bird lol do you have a nice tight pussy?
lilslutxxx: u noe it
lilslutxxx: some people have pet birds...do u have a pet bird??
dynodave200: no
dynodave200: lol
lilslutxxx: good.
dynodave200: jus a big cock over here that i wouldnt mind you having ;)
lilslutxxx: how big you say?
dynodave200: 8.5 very thick
lilslutxxx: how thick??
lilslutxxx: sumtims too thick is too thick
dynodave200: well lets jus say ive heard that i have a perfect dick and i should be in porn lol im sure you would like it ;)
lilslutxxx: wat shape is it?
lilslutxxx: ma girl trisha's bf has a bent dick
lilslutxxx: it kinda looks like a bird
lilslutxxx: n i dont like it
dynodave200: lol know when im hard it aint no bent dick when its rockhard its solid and straight with a nice big mushroom tip on it
dynodave200: dont have to worry about a bent dick here
dynodave200: lol
lilslutxxx: okay okay
dynodave200: mayb sometime you and i can get together
dynodave200: ;)
lilslutxxx: where you at?
dynodave200: brampton yes i do drive
dynodave200: place to myself too so we can have a lot of fun hun
lilslutxxx: i been to brampton b4
lilslutxxx: lot of birds
dynodave200: ya well thereaint no birds in this house, relax with the birds lol so you enjoy sucking cock, do you like taking big loads on your face and in your mouth babe?
lilslutxxx: not really but it's just a part of life i guess
dynodave200: very true, my cock is rockhard rite now
lilslutxxx: o really?
dynodave200: ya and im looking at your picture stroking it ;)
lilslutxxx: so do you wanna have kids?
dynodave200: someday with a cutie like yourself, why do you?
dynodave200: not rite now xactly tho
lilslutxxx: do u have n e pets
dynodave200: nope use too but not anymore
lilslutxxx: this is getting biring :(
dynodave200: well what do you wanna talk about? what are you doing to yourself over there?
lilslutxxx: im lookin up stuff about birds
dynodave200: your naked and your not touching yourself
lilslutxxx: no no i got distracted cuz i googled birds in brampton and now im just readin about birds
dynodave200: lol really, so honestly would you be interested in meeting up sometime?
lilslutxxx: i dunno
lilslutxxx: u a soldja
lilslutxxx: ?
dynodave200: o you know it, id be surprised if you could keep up with me, but i can rock your world and i will prove that to you
lilslutxxx: o i c
dynodave200: that definitely would make me one happy guy if you wanted to be my lilslut!! ;)
lilslutxxx: how happy?
lilslutxxx: wud u marry me?
dynodave200: if it was that good it definitely would be a possibility but i need a girl that can keep up with me and treat me real good especially in bed ;)
lilslutxxx: r u sur u arnt jus sayn it?
dynodave200: well id have to hang out with you and get to know you more and if it felt right you never know what could happen, know what i mean
lilslutxxx: i dunno wqat u mean
dynodave200: o nvm so whats your name? im Dave
lilslutxxx: im nirvanala

Lilslutxxx Gets a Guy To Rap on Plenty of Fish

Lilslutxxx's Best Adventure
Lilslutxxx get's Plenty of Fish, an introduction


lyricist-intoxicated: juss here
lyricist-intoxicated: urself?
lilslutxxx: u noe it
lyricist-intoxicated: i think ur sexxc styll
lyricist-intoxicated: u got msn?
lilslutxxx: nno dun got it
lilslutxxx: ur a lyrisist? is that lyk a scientist?
lyricist-intoxicated: na
lyricist-intoxicated: it means ur lyrical
lyricist-intoxicated: i do the music thinng
lilslutxxx: ooo lik wat thig?
lilslutxxx: u sing?
lyricist-intoxicated: na
lyricist-intoxicated: i rapp
lilslutxxx: u play bass guitar?
lilslutxxx: ooo
lilslutxxx: wat u rap about?
lyricist-intoxicated: bout mi life
lilslutxxx: dats so cooool
lyricist-intoxicated: soo u got a man
lilslutxxx: no wai
lyricist-intoxicated: ic
lyricist-intoxicated: i wana c mor pics of u
lilslutxxx: u havta earn it bb
lyricist-intoxicated: must b sum exclusive pics if i gotta earn it;)
lilslutxxx: u noe
lilslutxxx: :)
lyricist-intoxicated: na i dunt
lyricist-intoxicated: show me how
lilslutxxx: show me sum rap lyrics?
lyricist-intoxicated: i freestyle so i woodnt b able to keep up wit mi typing
lyricist-intoxicated: i dunt write i juss say whats on mi mind wen im in front of a mic
lilslutxxx: cud u pllleeeaaaseee drop sum lines furr me
lyricist-intoxicated: well i dunt really kno anything bout u so i wont kno how 2 put nethin in a story
lyricist-intoxicated: i spit bout shyt like revenage nd torcher
lilslutxxx: u lyk torcher??
lyricist-intoxicated: well only if sum1 fuct wit mi family or mi money
lilslutxxx: o ic
lilslutxxx: czn u send me a line that u wrote b4? i wann hear ur rap music...
lyricist-intoxicated: ill juss say w.e den
lilslutxxx: yo i wanna hear it boii
lyricist-intoxicated: hazordiz to your life/ revolver bust once/ tempo ejects twice/ bodys piled up niice/ after bunn session/ scrap breggin/ no testin runn move hide is my suggesten, i still roll wit felons .
lyricist-intoxicated: crack heads like melons holes leak from black weapons
lyricist-intoxicated: therr u happy?
lilslutxxx: dats sick
lilslutxxx: you have made me happier than you could ever know,
lyricist-intoxicated.
lyricist-intoxicated: so what do i get frum all dat
lilslutxxx: i get u a solja
lyricist-intoxicated: i wana c ur pics

Lilslutxxx's Adventures on PlentyofFish

An introduction to Lilslutxxx

geronimo0007: hey whats up... looking good.. i have alot of great activities, if u want to be my partner.. :)
lilslutxxx: lyk wat??
geronimo0007: well for starters... sky jumping.. my favorite thing.. parasailing.. then for sure get to know you much better.. and i mean much better
geronimo0007: then we can go for a long walk
geronimo0007: and you can tell me all your desires
lilslutxxx: where wud we walk?
geronimo0007: well i worked and fixed up city hall, so its real nice there, or we could go to the beaches
geronimo0007: were would u wanna walk miss shy thing
geronimo0007: whats yur name.. mine is kevin
lilslutxxx: i dunno i like sidewalks
lilslutxxx: my name denonia
geronimo0007: sidewalks or just as good.. :).. nice to meet ya denonia
geronimo0007: thats a unique name...
geronimo0007: whats yur nationality
lilslutxxx: really??
lilslutxxx: im frum romania
geronimo0007: oh ok... nice.. your super cute tho..
lilslutxxx: tho?
lilslutxxx: all romanians are gorgeous
geronimo0007: actually u r right..most of you are real hot
geronimo0007: what you doin tonite...
geronimo0007: or what have u done?
lilslutxxx: went to the club...got really drunk lol stll am
geronimo0007: i was at a wedding and im pretty drunk too..lol..
geronimo0007: did u have fun..
lilslutxxx: noooo came hme alne
geronimo0007: aww that sucks... i guess they missed out... did u want some company
geronimo0007: :P
lilslutxxx: lol ur funneh
geronimo0007: ya im a comedian.. i didnt tell ya
geronimo0007: lol..
geronimo0007: wat club u go to..
geronimo0007: and im not a comedian... :)
lilslutxxx: girlzongirlz
lilslutxxx: UR NOT??
geronimo0007: no it was a joke...lol...
lilslutxxx: im cunfused
geronimo0007: never been there... but i like the name..
geronimo0007: hehehe
lilslutxxx: yea itz fun
geronimo0007: im not a comedian, sorry for the confusion were both drunk
geronimo0007: i bet it is...
lilslutxxx: so wut u into
geronimo0007: wat u mean by that...... im into hot women like you..
lilslutxxx: doin wat?
geronimo0007: wat r u into
geronimo0007: what?
lilslutxxx: girls like me doing wat?
geronimo0007: no no.. im just into hot girls.. for example YOU
geronimo0007: :P
lilslutxxx: im cunfused again
geronimo0007: lol.. yur funny...lol
geronimo0007: tell me wat yur into..??
geronimo0007: wats yur fav drink
lilslutxxx: ma fav drink is the slutty cheerleader
lilslutxxx: or a pink taco
geronimo0007: i luv pink tacos.. good stuff...
geronimo0007: so wats wit the name.. r u a freaky girl
lilslutxxx: der for girlsz, tho...
lilslutxxx: freaky how?
geronimo0007: freaky in bed, or just freaky in general... i mean yur name..lilslut
geronimo0007: i know the drinks r for girls... but i like real pink tacos..lol..
lilslutxxx: its a real drink
geronimo0007: i know.. its all good... wats in a slutty cheerleader...???
lilslutxxx: um i thik gin...n vodka, n its like purple n pink and i think it has jager
lilslutxxx: oohand sour puss
geronimo0007: ic ic... coo...
lilslutxxx: it cums in a jug
geronimo0007: mmm... sounds good but id rather make u cum... hehehe
geronimo0007: This user invited you into an anonymous phone call by clicking the phone button below. The join him in a private anonymous phone call phone: US (218) 486-4514 x 683493
geronimo0007: :P
geronimo0007: sorry bout that..lol.. i wasnt tryin to call ya
lilslutxxx: lol okay cuz my phone broke :(
geronimo0007: ohh man that sux... how...
lilslutxxx: i dropped it in a jug of slutty cheerleader :(
geronimo0007: and u went to the wrong place tonite or you wouldnt have cum home alone
geronimo0007: lol.. haha funny shit
lilslutxxx: i came home alonne cuz da boiis at the cl;ub wenr soldjas
geronimo0007: i know i should have cun seen me..:) i would have been a solja all nite and morning
lilslutxxx: tell me how u a soldja
geronimo0007: so why do u like blowjobs?? i hope yur good if u put it down..
lilslutxxx: im da best
lilslutxxx: now twll me how u a solja
geronimo0007: i would have brought u to a nice hotel.. drink some more.. i would have made u cum before my dick even entered you... i would have made you twitch and shake...
geronimo0007: i would also do anythin thaat maskes you happy or horny..
geronimo0007: id be there by your side all nite
geronimo0007: and wen u couldnt stadn anymore, wed lie there smokin a butt, maybe ajoint too
geronimo0007: is that solja enough foryou hun
lilslutxxx: I could do with like, 30-40% more soldja
geronimo0007: well i cant write on this thing all nite.. i want to show you.. but im down for anythin, anytime..
geronimo0007: tell me what the 30-40 percent is...
geronimo0007: and just cuz u say ur good dick sucker dont make it so
geronimo0007: so tell me what ya like?
lilslutxxx: i like it when men DONT doubt my blowjob abilities
geronimo0007: lol.. hahah your cute... i guess u told me...
geronimo0007: but u doubted me first hun.. lol..
lilslutxxx: i shud go...
geronimo0007: do u wat u plz..
lilslutxxx: bye den
geronimo0007: hope u find your soldeir, and not home alone... u missed out..
geronimo0007: lolol... bye hun
lilslutxxx: no i didnt ;)