Dye-go and I spent countless undocumented hours laughing at the matches he got on plentyoffish. As a huge douchebag enthusiast, PoF was the ultimate payoff--better than facebook and myspace combined when it came down to bare-knuckle douche gazing. So, I did some myspace slutty profile pic shopping (I know, that's immoral. Bite me.) and set up my profile, combining all the douchey techniques i'd picked up from other users.
I just love that she's Lutheran.
Yeah, yeah. I'm sure the girl who took this never intended for me to use the image. I'm a bad person. But i was myspacing slutty names and she was like, the third person to pop up.<>
So far, ONE person has commented on her being a third grade teacher at 18. Though he said she must be 'realy smartt'. Sidenote: "I'm looking a partner to do a whole bunch of activities ;) with" is a popular message.
I will continue to argue that this is totally justified.
The real reason I wanted to post this was because in the conversations, and also when reading the desperate PMs, it's easy to start feeling bad for these guys. Then I remember that when they say she seems 'really cool' and 'down to earth', they mean 'you have blowjobs in your interest' and 'you are 18 and talk about handbags in your profile.' This is lilslutxxx.
This was a passive aggressive jab at jagoffs who answer questions like this when they should have left them blank. ie: "Tell us something about yourself: UM I JUSS TOLD U ALL MY INTERESTS!!!!" or "First Date: I unnoo...letz see wer it goez."
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