...We don't actually LIKE Ben Mulroney

I'm really lame and want to use posts from facebook and livejournal here so that I can accurately draw a picture of my lameness. So here's a post I made Saturday, July 18, 2009 at 1:38am after Dye_go and I had a Ben Mulroney experience. I updated my facebook status to express said experience, and was met with what can only be described as a 'passive obnoxious backlash'. So I wrote those jerks this facebook note to explain why they were all wrong.

Enjoy.

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Comedy was in the air, and all of Dundas Square was decked out for Just For Laughs.

We were standing outside Massey Hall, after having just seen the Sarah Silverman gala at Just For Laughs. We see one of the comics we just saw, Arj Barker (I'm not a huge fan, but he's really popular in the states) taking pictures and sighing autographs (probably just the pictures). As soon as we see him we are instantly terrified. Dye-Go says, "We might run into Sarah Silverman here, we must leave!" as we are both terrified of meeting anyone even remotely famous. I tell him, "Maybe it would be nice to see her, but not approach her." and so we looked stood there, awkwardly scoping out the crowd and trying not to look like a pair of losers scoping out the crowd. And then suddenly...

Ben Mulroney in a light blue sweater comes out of the crowd. I see him, and turn to Dye-Go and say nothing, staring stupidly. Dye-Go lingers for a moment and accidentally makes eye contact before looking at me.

We are unsure what to do or say.

Ben Mulroney walks by and grazes Dye-Go's shoulder. For a moment, the universe was cold and stagnant and everything we thought we knew was wrong. Then Dye-Go says his famous line, "We were just star struck by Ben Mulroney. We can NOT handle Sarah Silverman."

So we went to Fran's.

SO FOR ANYONE WHO COMMENTED ON THE FACEBOOK STATUS ABOUT SAID INCIDENT: We weren't like "OMG BENNY I WANNA HAVE UR BABBBIIEEZZ. It was merely fate reminding us that we make assholes of ourselves near wannabe no talents and thusly even being near Sarah Silverman would be dangerous for everyone involved.

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At the time, I was very passionate about making sure nobody thought I was a Ben Mulroney fan.